I use the stems of the cauliflower and broccoli that was leftover from the broccoli and cauliflower salad to make the soup. Boil until tender; mash and remove any stems that are stringy. Proceed with your favorite cream soup recipe.
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Soup Directions:
Sort and wash
In a very large soup pot, simmer the elephant in water for two days.
Add the vegetables and simmer for one more day.
Add the salt and pepper.
The rabbit is optional because not everyone likes a hare in their soup.
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Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
(This should take about 2 months.)
Cook over fire for about 3 weeks.
Cover with gravy. This will serve 4,012 people.
If more are expected, add 2 rabbits.
Do this only if necessary because people don't like to find hare in their soup.
Cut elephant into
bite-size pieces.
(This takes about two months.) Cover with brown gravy.
Cook over kerosene for 4 weeks at 450\u00b0.
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If more are expected, add the rabbits.
(But only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like to find a hare in their soup.)
Mix 1 1/2 ounces rum with Coke; drink. Wash and dry elephant (don't use shampoo as this will spoil flavor).
Chop into bite-size chunks. In back of 1 ton truck and trailer, pour hot water. Immediately seal all cracks to prevent leaks. Have another rum and Coke; add elephant, potatoes and other ingredients. Allow to simmer.
Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
Wash cloves.
Bring water to a boil.
Add chunks and cloves to water.
Let boil for 24 hours.
Turn heat down and simmer for an additional 72 hours. Salt and pepper to taste.
This will serve approximately 1,800 people.
If more guests are expected, the rabbits may be added. Do this only if necessary. . . .
most people do not like \"hare\" in their soup.
Mix 1 1/2 ounces rum with Coke; drink.
Wash and dry elephant (don't use shampoo as this will spoil the flavor).
Chop into bite size pieces.
Prepare elephant by cutting into small bite size pieces. Season and cover with beef broth.
Bring to a boil.
Reduce heat to simmer.
Continue cooking about 3 weeks.
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Combine all ingredients in crock-pot; cook on low for about 6 hours.
Chicken noodle soup recipe serves 4.
Cut up elephant into bite sized pieces, discarding feet. (This takes approximately 2 1/2 months, so allow plenty of time.) Cook in gravy over kerosene fire at 685\u00b0 until done.
This recipe will serve 600.
If more are expected, add the rabbit.
Do this as a last resort, as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.
Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces.
Add enough brown gravy to cover.
Cook over kerosene fre, about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0. This will serve 3,800 people.
If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only in an emergency, as most people do not like hare in their stew.
This recipe has not been kitchen tested due to the scarcity of elephants.
Cut elephant into bite-size pieces and place in pot over open fire or 480\u00b0.
Add salt and pepper to taste.
Recipe is for 3,800 people.
If you expect more than 3,800 people, add 2 rabbits, but most people don't like hare in their stew.
Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
(This should take about 2 months.)
Flour pieces; add salt and pepper to taste and enough water to make brown gravy.
Cook over a large fire (465\u00b0) for 4 weeks.
This recipe serves approximately 3,812 people.
If more are expected, add the rabbits, however, only if necessary, because most people don't like to find hares in their stew.
Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
Add enough brown gravy to cover.
Cook over heat for about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.
This will serve 3800 people.
If more are expected, add the rabbits, but do this only if necessary; some people do not like hair in their stew.