Elephant Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
salt and pepper

Preparation

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces and place in pot over open fire or 480\u00b0.
Add salt and pepper to taste.
Recipe is for 3,800 people.
If you expect more than 3,800 people, add 2 rabbits, but most people don't like hare in their stew.