Elephant Soup - cooking recipe

Ingredients
    1 large elephant (African is best)
    600 gal. hot water
    4 pecks onions, finely chopped
    2 bushels potatoes, peeled and sliced
    4 shovels salt
    2 shovels white pepper
    24 bottles Worcestershire sauce
    15 bottles rum (or more if cooking time is longer)
    Coke to taste
    8 qt. peanut oil (optional)
Preparation
    Mix 1 1/2 ounces rum with Coke; drink. Wash and dry elephant (don't use shampoo as this will spoil flavor).
    Chop into bite-size chunks. In back of 1 ton truck and trailer, pour hot water. Immediately seal all cracks to prevent leaks. Have another rum and Coke; add elephant, potatoes and other ingredients. Allow to simmer.

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