Elephant Soup - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 medium sized elephant
50 mice
200 lb. potatoes
100 lb. carrots
25 lb. onions
6000 gallons sea water
10 lb. salt
5 lb. pepper
1 lb. garlic
1 large pot (and I mean LARGE!!!)
2 rabbits (optional)

Preparation

Place
mice
in cage with elephant; wait 10 minutes for elephant
to
have\theart
failure.
If
elephant has not been subdued
by
his fierce opponents by this time, get more mice. When
the elephant has been sufficiently pronounced dead, wash and prepare for service.