Elephant Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 medium size elephant
2 rabbits

Preparation

Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
(This should take about 2 months.)
Flour pieces; add salt and pepper to taste and enough water to make brown gravy.
Cook over a large fire (465\u00b0) for 4 weeks.
This recipe serves approximately 3,812 people.
If more are expected, add the rabbits, however, only if necessary, because most people don't like to find hares in their stew.