Preheat oven to 425\u00b0.
Open T. V. dinner box.
Remove tray. Remove foil from tray.
Place dinner in oven.
Bake 35 minutes. Remove T. V. dinner from oven with oven mitt.
Add salt and pepper to taste.
Enjoy!
*T.V.P. - Textured Vegetable Protein
lowly (as not to burn) the peanut butter till melted. Add
Pour bag of Doritos into large bowl.
Remove mug from freezer. Allow to frost.
Set up T.V. tray by lounge chair.
Pour beer (pop may be substituted) into mug.
Proceed to chair, sit down and turn on favorite channel.
Usually served with football games, but any sports oriented show will do.
Warm oven to 425\u00b0.
After 3 minutes and 37 seconds, we gently ease the T.V. dinner into oven, closing the door afterwards.
We let it cook for 30 minutes.
When we open the oven door, to our surprise, there is a delicious, hot T.V. dinner ready to be eaten.
Pour 2 cups boiling water over T.V.P. flakes and ketchup and let stand for 10 minutes. Heat olive oil in large Dutch oven. Over medium heat, saute onion, green pepper and garlic. Sprinkle chili powder, cayenne, cumin and oregano over T.V.P. mixture. Stir and add to mixture in Dutch oven. Cook a few minutes and stir in canned tomatoes, kidney beans, crushed tomatoes and V-8 juice. Cover and simmer for 30 minutes to an hour. Add salt and pepper to taste.
Sit in recliner, put T.V. control in your hand and yell to your wife \"Is it ready yet?\"
Carefully remove cardboard container from T.V. dinner.
Set oven temperature as indicated on box.
Remove foil over wrap, if necessary.
Place contents in oven.
Gently cook meat, potato and veggies until overly dry.
Wash down with a cool sip of white wine. Continue to sip wine until meal tastes good.
Then call Domino's pizza for the main coarse.
And then pray for a woman in your life!
Soak 2 cups dry t.v.p. in 1 3/4 cups boiling water for 10 minutes.
Then add remainder of ingredients.
Mix. Mold into 1-inch diameter balls.
Press firmly.
Fry in oil until crispy.
Serve with spaghetti sauce on noodles.
rom school, turn on favorite T.V. show. Melt one tablespoon butter in
Mix all ingredients together.
Pour into greased tube or Bundt pan.
Bake at 350\u00b0 for 1 hour.
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Spread butter
ixer, combine the flour, cheese
Place 1 bag of Act II microwave popcorn in microwave.
Cook on High for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
Remove.
Be careful, \"it's hot.\"
Pour into a large bowl.
Serve with your favorite ice cold drink and turn on your favorite T.V. show and relax in your favorite recliner.
Enjoy.
our filling (grate the carrot, slice up the cucumber and avacado).
Lift telephone receiver.
Push 633-6655 for Plus One Pizza. Turn T.V. on.
Sit in chair.
Wait 20 to 30 minutes.
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oak overnight with the 1 T salt.
Drain the beans.
Place
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Add salt
Season the beef with the thyme, marjoram,