Bachelor'S Dinner - cooking recipe

Ingredients

16 oz. bag Doritos
1 large bowl
1 (6-pack) favorite beer
1 frosted mug
1 television with remote
1 lounge chair
1 T.V. tray (large)

Preparation

Pour bag of Doritos into large bowl.
Remove mug from freezer. Allow to frost.
Set up T.V. tray by lounge chair.
Pour beer (pop may be substituted) into mug.
Proceed to chair, sit down and turn on favorite channel.
Usually served with football games, but any sports oriented show will do.