Toss all, except Granny, straight up in the air. Drop into squeaking rocking chair.
Fold in grandmother's outstretched arms. Tuck Teddy and blanket around small child's arms.
Open fairy tale book to very first page.
Begin by saying, \"Now when I was your age\".
Mix stories of bunnies, bears, piggies and soup. Repeat bedtime stories until child's eyelids droop. When the cookie has crumbled and child starts to yawn, place child, Teddy and blanket in warm bed until dawn.
Yields 2 happy persons!
Place all ingredients in a home a few weeks before Christmas. Sprinkle the kids with secrets and allow to simmer.
Gradually add patience to mother as needed.
Add as much joy, laughter, love and faith as hearts will hold.
Garnish father with unpaid bills. Serve generous portions topped with the blessings and love of the Christ Child.
There will be plenty to go around and lots left over for yourself.
Mix kids and dogs on field, stirring constantly.
Pour brook over pebbles and sprinkle field with flowers.
Cover with skin and bake in sunshine.
When brown, set in bathtub to cool.
Make Rich Tea Biscuit dough, adding more milk to make a drop biscuit dough. Spread the dough 1/2 inch deep in an oblong 9 x 12-inch baking dish. Peel and pare apples; cut in eighths. Press apple slices into top of dough very close together. (It won't hurt if more than a layer thick.) Dot with butter or oleo. Mix cinnamon and sugar together.
Sprinkle over apples. Bake at 350\u00b0 for 30 minutes or until done. Serve warm or cold with Lemon Sauce (recipe follows).
he bottom.
YIELD: This recipe serves 5 people with about
until delicately browned.
The recipe also says you can also
lour and 1/2 cup Recipe #453973 (one batch without added
irections for sauce:
This recipe makes enough sauce for about
ranscribed as written in the book.
recipe notes: 1. Grease and
Tired of being the helpless man?
Now you can take charge. It's really not that hard to fix dinner.
(Yell at kids.)
Look up the number for local Pizza Hut.
They're in white pages under \"P.\" Using index finger of right hand, call Pizza Hut.
(Yell at kids.) Tell them you have a coupon.
Order 1 large pizza, hand tossed, 1/2 sausage, 1/2 pepperoni.
Note time.
(Yell at kids.)
o make fruit skewers for kids. A great alternative to chips
either you follow the original recipe and leave the chicken breasts
ame with the chocolate.
Recipe courtesy of THE FEARLESS BAKER
omes out clean.The book claims using this recipe above each serving
I have modifided the recipe so my kids can help without any
tand mixer before using. This recipe can easily be halved or
Load family (husband included) into family vehicle (van preferably for separating kids).
Drive to nearest location (can't stand kids for any longer) and release kids on the establishment (hopefully there's a playground).
When food is gone (whether in stomachs or on floor) leave to the relief of others sitting around you.
Oh!
Don't forget your coupons!
"Chinese sweet sauce\": the recipe nor book do not give any further
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Knead red food color
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Taco Recipe:
Place three medium bowls