Granny'S Favorite Recipe - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 coddled grandchild of either gender
1 proud grandmother, soft boiled and tender
1 well beaten fairy tale book
1 stuffed Teddy bear with a faraway look
1 washed, dried blanket (satin bordered with rips)
1 freshly baked cookie with chocolate chips

Preparation

Toss all, except Granny, straight up in the air. Drop into squeaking rocking chair.
Fold in grandmother's outstretched arms. Tuck Teddy and blanket around small child's arms.
Open fairy tale book to very first page.
Begin by saying, \"Now when I was your age\".
Mix stories of bunnies, bears, piggies and soup. Repeat bedtime stories until child's eyelids droop. When the cookie has crumbled and child starts to yawn, place child, Teddy and blanket in warm bed until dawn.
Yields 2 happy persons!