Put marshmallows in the bag, seal with a twistie.
Write out this sign and tape it to the bag.
I hear you've been naughty,.
So listen, here's the scoop.
I'm running short on coal this year,.
So you get \"Snowman Poop\".
Love, Santa.
Put in naughty girl's/boy's stocking.
Make Rich Tea Biscuit dough, adding more milk to make a drop biscuit dough. Spread the dough 1/2 inch deep in an oblong 9 x 12-inch baking dish. Peel and pare apples; cut in eighths. Press apple slices into top of dough very close together. (It won't hurt if more than a layer thick.) Dot with butter or oleo. Mix cinnamon and sugar together.
Sprinkle over apples. Bake at 350\u00b0 for 30 minutes or until done. Serve warm or cold with Lemon Sauce (recipe follows).
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YIELD: This recipe serves 5 people with about
until delicately browned.
The recipe also says you can also
lour and 1/2 cup Recipe #453973 (one batch without added
irections for sauce:
This recipe makes enough sauce for about
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Put together Bean Goop: In a large bowl or
Grind figs and prunes very fine and mix together.
Warm the molasses.
Stir senna into honey/molasses thoroughly.
Take the senna and molasses that has been mixed together off heat and put in figs and prunes.
Stir well.
Dosage: Begin with 1/4 teaspoon every night before bed. It's a maximum dose of 1/2 teaspoon per day. DO NOT EXCEED THIS MAXIMUM DOSE!
t room temperature.
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crape the oil and seasonings (\"goop\") into a glass container, cover
he shape of a little poop-mound with the pointy tip
ard, this bag of turkey poop!
Place the 10 malted
Mix the first 4 ingredients in a large bowl.
Melt the white chocolate in the microwave for about 1 minute; stirring after 30 secs.
Pour the melted chocolate over the dry ingredients; stir well and quickly and spread on wax paper to cool.
Once cool, break into chunks that look like lovely pigeon poop.
Place M&M's into a zip lock bag.
Print and attach following;.
I know you've been bad this year, so listen here's the scoop-- I'm running short of treats this year, So you get Grinch Poop!
nto the shape of unicorn poop. Repeat with remaining dough.
nto 1 1/2-inch 'poop'-shaped spirals. Space them close
he approximate length of cat poop. Roll pieces in the cereal
n order to resemble cat poop. Roll cookies in cereal and
Mix the first six ingredients all together.
Refrigerate. Before serving, scoop out the inside of the bread loaf.
Spoon the dip mixture into the bread shell.
For dipping, you may arrange bite sized pieces of the scooped-out bread around the base of the shell.
If you prefer, you may arrange a variety of raw vegetables instead.
(Make croutons or use the bread in another recipe.)