Poop Goop - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/2 lb fig
1/2 lb prune
1 cup honey or 1 cup molasses

Preparation

Grind figs and prunes very fine and mix together.
Warm the molasses.
Stir senna into honey/molasses thoroughly.
Take the senna and molasses that has been mixed together off heat and put in figs and prunes.
Stir well.
Dosage: Begin with 1/4 teaspoon every night before bed. It's a maximum dose of 1/2 teaspoon per day. DO NOT EXCEED THIS MAXIMUM DOSE!