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My Only Recipe

Place first 2 items in car.
Place key in ignition and turn one time.
Drive car onto road.
Heat for nearest restaurant.

Favorite Dinner Recipe

Preset oven to off.
Place children and/or husband in car with yourself.
Drive to the nearest, or your favorite, restaurant.
Let each member of your family order their favorite dinner.
Return home to a clean kitchen.

Dutch Apple Cake(Recipe Of The Late Aunt Emma Wilson Plumlee.)

Make Rich Tea Biscuit dough, adding more milk to make a drop biscuit dough. Spread the dough 1/2 inch deep in an oblong 9 x 12-inch baking dish. Peel and pare apples; cut in eighths. Press apple slices into top of dough very close together. (It won't hurt if more than a layer thick.) Dot with butter or oleo. Mix cinnamon and sugar together.
Sprinkle over apples. Bake at 350\u00b0 for 30 minutes or until done. Serve warm or cold with Lemon Sauce (recipe follows).

Sloppy Joe Restaurant Recipe

he bottom.
YIELD: This recipe serves 5 people with about

Shish Taouk (Chicken Kebab Recipe)

until delicately browned.
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Kfc Original Recipe Chicken Livers (Copycat)

lour and 1/2 cup Recipe #453973 (one batch without added

Best Pizza Recipe

irections for sauce:
This recipe makes enough sauce for about

Cable Car

Combine everything in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

Cable Car Sandwich

Prepare chicken patties according to package directions.
For each sandwich, spread half of dressing and cucumber on one slice of bread, top with heated chicken patty,(this is where I add cheese) add half of bell pepper strips and add second slice of bread.

Cable Car Tuna Casserole

Preheat oven to 400\u00b0.
In a 2-quart casserole, gently toss noodles, tuna, celery, pepper and water chestnuts.
In a saucepan, combine celery soup and milk.
Heat, stirring until smooth.
Add onions, mayonnaise, thyme, salt and only 1/2 cup of the cheese. Heat and stir until cheese melts.
Add sauce to casserole; mix gently and thoroughly.
Sprinkle top with remaining cheese and almonds.
Bake for 20 to 30 minutes until bubbly and lightly browned.
Makes 6 to 8 servings.

Cable Car (Cocktail)

Chill two Martini glasses in freezer.
Bring 1/4 cup water to boil in heavy small saucepan over high heat. Add 1/4 cup sugar and stir until dissolved. Cool sugar syrup completely.
On small plate, stir remaining 1 tablespoon sugar and cinnamon to blend.
Rub rims of chilled glasses with lemon wedge. Dip rims into cinnamon sugar to coat lightly.
Combine ice, rum, lemon juice, curacao, and 2 tablespoons sugar syrup in cocktail shaker (reserve remaining sugar syrup for another cocktail -- can keep in pantry for a couple of weeks).
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Herbert (Flo) Cole'S Specialty

Put billfold in back pocket.
Grab car keys.
Go back and get car keys to other vehicle.
Crank car and drive to the local fast food joint of your choice.
Sit in line at drive thru 15 to 20 minutes.
Go home (or to work).
Open bag.
Fuss 15 minutes because you didn't get what you ordered.
Eat it anyway.
Go to refrigerator or drink machine and get drink to replace the one you spilled on drive home (or on way to work).

Mom'S Favorite Recipe

Place all in well-greased car and head for nearest restaurant.

Favorite Recipe

Take I-20 east to I-75/I-85 Atlanta interchange.
Exit International Blvd.
Turn right into Steak and Ale and enjoy.

Recipe For A Kiss

In a car, use 1/3 of back seat, filter in 1 cup of moonlight. Then add 3 teaspoons of foolishness; set aside with 5 minutes of silences, followed by 3 or 4 romantic glances.
Press calmly on his hand, hesitate, then place lips on his increasing in force.
Draw away, blush lightly, flavor with a gentle squeeze.
Then, set aside to cool.

Mary Alice'S Favorite Chicken

Drive to closest Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Go through the drive through window, order the family snack pack (my favorite is the original recipe, but you can get extra crispy, whichever you prefer).
Pay cashier and go home to a wonderful chicken dinner, with no mess to clean up.

Recipe For Take Out

Gingerly mix the first three ingredients until he is the consistency of putty in your hands.
Smooth the mixture over with generous portions of smiling.
Next, garnish with \"I love you's.\" After mixture has been thoroughly blended, knead the dough out of his wallet and hand over the last two ingredients.
Chill at home for 15 minutes while he goes out to get it.

Bachelor Breakfast

Step 1:
Get in car and drive west on I-10.

Complete Meal In 15 Minutes

Pick up the phone and call Sugar-n-Spice to place your order. Get in your car and drive to S. Pine Street.
Go inside to pick up your meal and pay Mrs. Copses.
Bring home and enjoy.

Annabeth'S Favorite Sausage Foldovers

Pack children in car.
Go through drive-thru window at Michna's Barbecue on Franklin.
Order 2 sausage foldovers on white bread with mustard (hold the sauce).
Throw food to kids.
Put change in pocket and drive to next stop.

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