Herbert (Flo) Cole'S Specialty - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 billfold (must contain a small amount of cash)
1 set of car keys (helps if they happen to belong to the car that is not blocked in)
1 large helping of patience

Preparation

Put billfold in back pocket.
Grab car keys.
Go back and get car keys to other vehicle.
Crank car and drive to the local fast food joint of your choice.
Sit in line at drive thru 15 to 20 minutes.
Go home (or to work).
Open bag.
Fuss 15 minutes because you didn't get what you ordered.
Eat it anyway.
Go to refrigerator or drink machine and get drink to replace the one you spilled on drive home (or on way to work).