How To Make Proper Water - cooking recipe

Ingredients

18 gallons fresh water, from lake michigan
4 cups lemonade mix

Preparation

Go to Lake Michigan and collect 18 gallons of water *Do this at night so you don't get caught.
Start a nice big fire on the beach.
Use a big cauldron and bring you water to a roaring boil (like a big lion).
Take water off fire and let cool down and take a chill pill.
Optional*** Add lemonade mix for a special twist, but don't stir because that disrupts the minerals and you have to start over.