Recipe To Preserve Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/2 doz. assorted children
1 narrow pebbly brook
1 large grassy field
field flowers to taste
3 small dogs

Preparation

Mix children and dogs.
Empty them into field, stirring continually. Sprinkle with flowers.
Pour brook gently over pebbles.
Cover with a deep blue sky and bake in the sun.
When children are well browned, place in bath tub.