Five Ecstasy - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 pkg. sandwich steak
1 pkg. bonelees chicken
whole green beans (fresh)
3 carrots
2 scallions
2 sticks celery
pea pods
1/2 can bamboo shoots
cooked noodles or rice
peanut/vegetable oil
1 egg

Preparation

A wok is a must.
Cut steak and chicken into small, bite-sized pieces.
Cut vegetables in same manner.
Get everything and put it close to stove.
Heat wok.
Add 1 spoon oil and put steak and chicken in, moving them around constantly until almost done.
Add vegetables and keep stirring.
Nothing should stop moving.
Cook about 2 minutes.
Take out and put into dish.
Put 1 more teaspoon oil in empty wok.
Stir-fry eggs and noodles 2 minutes.
Dish out and enjoy.
Pleases all five senses.