Play Dough - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 c. flour
2 Tbsp. cooking oil
1 c. water
1 c. salt
paint or food coloring (add as wanted)

Preparation

Light oven.
Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients.
Grease the pan.
Crack nuts.
Remove 18 blocks and 7 autos from kitchen table. Measure 2 cups flour.
Remove Nick's hands from the flour.
Wash flour off him.
Measure 1 more cup flour to replace flour on the floor.
Put flour, baking powder and salt in a sifter.
Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl Ryan knocked on the floor.
Get another bowl.
Answer doorbell.
Return to the kitchen and remove Nick's hands from the bowl.
Wash Nick.
Get out egg.
Answer phone. Return.
Take out greased pan.
Remove pinch of salt from pan. Look for Ryan.
Get another pan and grease it.
Answer the phone. Return to the kitchen and find Ryan.
Remove his hands from the bowl.
Wash shortening from him.
Take up greased pan and find 1/4-inch of nut shells in it.
Head for Nick who flees, knocking bowl off table.
Wash kitchen floor, wash table and walls and wash the dishes.
Call the bakery!
Lie down!