Momma'S Holiday Dressing - cooking recipe

Ingredients

3 hoecakes cornbread
1 box saltines
1 bunch celery
2 or 3 big onions
too much salt or too much pepper (not both)
1 doz. eggs
1 turkey

Preparation

Bake the turkey in a browning bag with \"too much salt.\"
Hide turkey so son won't eat all the skin.
Crumble the cornbread and crackers in large (I mean real big) bowl.
Add the celery and onions which have been chopped and cooked in water until done.
Add salt and pepper.
Mix in eggs.
Mix in juice of turkey.
Bake in all the pans you can find at about 350\u00b0 or 400\u00b0 until it doesn't jiggle.