Dinosaur Food - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 c. swamp water (milk)
2 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. fat (butter or margarine)
2 c. grass (uncooked oats)
1/2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)

Preparation

Mix dirt and swamp water.
Add crushed bones and fat.
Heat to boil.
Add grass.
Remove from heat.
Add bugs.
Cool and place on waxed paper to harden.
Eat and enjoy!