Elephant Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 medium size elephant
6 turtles
3 pigs
1 rabbit
1/4 ton carrots
1/4 ton tomatoes
6 bushels potatoes
water (leave your garden hose on for 5 hours)

Preparation

Use largest pot you can find.
Simmer about 7 weeks.
Spice to taste.
Remove rabbit (no one likes hare in his stew).
Serve.