Gourmet Dinner - cooking recipe

Ingredients

3 deep air sniffs
1 watch
beef, pork, etc.
1 hearty appetite
1 plate (optional)

Preparation

Begin with the 3 sniffs to select direction of meal.
Check the watch to be sure it is near mealtime.
Choose as the main course beef, pork, chicken, seafood or whatever the selected neighbor happens to be serving.
Knock on the door about 20 minutes before mealtime.
Be sure you have the hearty appetite.