Seasoned Salt - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 Tbsp. celery salt
1 Tbsp. garlic salt
1 Tbsp. paprika
1 tsp. dry mustard
1 tsp. onion powder
1 tsp. pepper
1/2 c. salt

Preparation

Take a spattering of freckles across a little nose; add a pair of well-scuffed shoes, some patched and muddy clothes.
Mix in a sandy crew cut, eyes of laughing blue, sunburned cheeks, a toothless smile, grinning up at you.
Then stir in cuts and bruises, a pocketful of stones and add a large capacity for lollipops and cones!
Measure shouts and laughter; add feet that can't be still.
Tend the mixture well and watch with loving care until....at last the precious mixture is finished and you can be sure that restless little boy will be a fine young man!