Molding For A Perfect Housewife - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 lb. of the best self-control
4 1/2 lb. of justice
1 lb. of consideration
5 lb. of patience
1 lb. of discipline

Preparation

For
a delicious loaf of bread, go to the nearest store and purchase
one.
Bring
it
home and \"pig out\".
(Best yet, call my mother.)