Elk Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 elk
salt and pepper
2 jack rabbits

Preparation

Cut up elk into small bite size pieces.
This should take about a week.
Add enough brown gravy to cover.
Cook over wood fire for 3 days at 450\u00b0.
This will serve 200 people.
If more are expected, the two jack rabbits may be added.
But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.