Custard'S Kids Soup - cooking recipe

Ingredients

100 books
21 bug eyed students
400 sheets of paper
21 pencils
1 green chalkboard
10 numbers
180 problems of the day
1 principal
40 teachers

Preparation

Mix the books and the students in a large classroom.
Add the paper and the pencils.
Mix well.
Mix together the chalkboard, numbers and problems.
Add this to the student mixture.
Stir in the principal and the students.
Boil for 180 days at full steam. Serve with 2 cups of love and laughter.