Wedding Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

4 lb. flower of love
1 1/2 lb. buttered youth
1 1/2 lb. good looks
1 1/2 lb. sweet temper
1 1/2 lb. self-forgetfulness
1 1/2 lb. powdered wits
1 1/2 oz. dry humor
2 Tbsp. sweet argument
1 1/2 pt. rippling laughter
1 1/2 juice glasses common sense

Preparation

Put flower of love, good looks and sweet temper into a well-furnished house.
Beat butter of youth to a cream.
Mix together blendness of faults, self-forgetfulness, powdered wits and dry humor into sweet argument.
Then add them to the first mixture.
Pour into gently rippling laughter and common sense. Work it together until all is well mixed, then bake gently forever.