Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
6 children
2 dogs
flowers
1 cat
pinch of brook
pinch of pebbles

Preparation

Mix children, dogs and cat together. Put them in the field, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over pebbles; sprinkle field with flowers. Spread under a deep blue sky and bake in a hot sun. When thoroughly browned, remove and set in bathtub to cool.