Plain Ole Vanilla Wedding Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

800 lb. sugar
75 gal. butter
25 c. vanilla
600 lb. sifted cake flour
2 1/2 lb. baking powder
94 gal. milk
7200 stiffly beaten egg whites

Preparation

Cream together sugar, vanilla and butter in bathtub.
Stir together flour and baking powder in a separate tub.
Find a larger container perhaps an unused grain silo.
Add cake flour to creamed mixture, alternately adding milk.
Fold in egg whites.
Pour into as many number 12 washtubs as you can find, making all layers about the same size.
Cover washtubs and place in a building that will take 28 to 30 minutes to burn down.
Remove from debris.
Frost with relatively new rowboat oars.
Serves everybody.