Dinosaur Food - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 c. swamp water (milk)
2 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. fat (butter)
2 c. grass (oatmeal)
1/2 c. crushed bugs (crunchy peanut butter)
1 tsp. muddy water (vanilla)

Preparation

Mix dirt, swamp water, crushed bones and fat.
Bring to boil; boil 1 minute.
Add grass, muddy water, and squash bugs.
Stir until bugs dissolve.
Drop on waxed paper; let cool.