Homemade Bologna Sandwich - cooking recipe

Ingredients

8 to 16 oz. bologna
mustard
mayonnaise
sliced dill pickle
lettuce
tomato
bread

Preparation

Get checkbook or some money.
Go to deli at favorite grocery store.
Buy bologna.
Have it sliced thick to insure full flavor. Put following ingredients on table in preparation:
mustard, mayonnaise, sliced dill pickles, lettuce, tomato and bread. Remove two slices of bread from package.
Spread mayonnaise and/or mustard on both slices.
Place pickles on one slice bread.
Take one slice bologna from package.
Remove red plastic ring.
Eat leftover bologna stuck on ring.
Throw ring away.
Put bologna on top of pickles; add tomato and lettuce.
Place last slice of bread on top.
Eat and enjoy!