Sauteed Aqua - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 heating device such as kitchen stove or for modern homes, a microwave oven
1 wooden spoon
1 qt. saucepan or Pyrex bowl for use in microwave
1 qt. tap water

Preparation

Place saucepan filled with tap water on heating element of kitchen stove or Pyrex bowl in microwave oven.
Turn heating device on high temperature setting.
As water begins to have turbulence, stir occasionally with wooden spoon.
Be sure to watch carefully as water level will gradually become lower.
Soon after water completely disappears, the saucepan will begin to turn brown.
At this point, you have sauteed aqua, more commonly known as burned water.
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