Amanda'S Elephant Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large elephant
carrots
potatoes
onion
2 rabbits (if needed)

Preparation

Secure 1 large elephant.
Kill, clean and cut in small cubes. Takes approximately 2 months.
Put in a very large kettle and simmer over kerosene heat at 465\u00b0 for 14 weeks.
Add carrots, potatoes and onions to taste.
Simmer for 3 more hours.
Yield: Feeds 3685 people.