Stew For A Crowd - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 medium elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
water to cover
salt and pepper to taste
miscellaneous veggies as desired

Preparation

Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
This should take about 4 months.
Simmer slowly over medium heat.
Save trunk to store pieces in while cutting up.
Simmer about 3 weeks.
Add vegetables during last week.