Golden Punch - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 (20 oz.) cans crushed pineapple
1 (12 oz.) can frozen lemonade concentrate
1/2 c. sugar
1 (28 oz.) club soda
1 bottle champagne
tray of ice cubes

Preparation

Chop wood, carry into house and build fire in stove.
Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients.
Grease pan and empty yeast in warm water.
Take toys off of table and give Peewee a spoon and let him help measure 2 1/2 cups flour.
Take Peewee's hands out of flour. Dust flour off his clothes.
Measure flour again to make up for what was knocked on floor.
Put flour, sugar, and salt in sifter. Take greased pan away from Peewee and put out of reach.
Pick up broken bowl and get another one.
Run chickens out of garden.