Church - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 qt. pastor
30 c. people
5 tsp. love
10 Tbsp. faith
8 pt. God
1 c. praying

Preparation

Mix pastor and people in large box.
Knead into followers of God.
Next, mix love, faith and prayer into bowl and stir, then blend in God.
Combine in 11 x 14-inch pan and bake it in the oven of life.