"Possum Stew" - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 minced whole possum
skunk paws
wild onions
skunk cabbage
thistle root
salt and pepper
mustard

Preparation

One possum gathered at sunrise by trained rednecks.
Use only the freshest road kill that has been run over by at least one log truck.
Heat all ingredients and serve.
Great by itself or with corn bread.