Easy Beef Dinner - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 lb. ground beef
sliced potatoes
onions, sliced
salt, pepper and garlic
cheese, sliced

Preparation

Secure 1 large elephant.
Kill, clean and cut into small cubes. This will take about 2 months.
Put in a large kettle and simmer over kerosene heat at 465\u00b0 for 14 weeks.
Make gravy to cover. This will feed 3,685 people.
If more meat is needed, add 2 rabbits.
But use only if necessary as few people care for hare in their stew!