Popcorn - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 bag Pop Secret or Orville Redenbacher's Movie Theater Butter
2 shakes salt

Preparation

Read directions on each bag and ignore them.
Press 5, 0, 0 on your microwave and watch your popcorn pop.
When it gets to not popping constantly, take it out.
Open away from face and pour into large bowl.
Put your 2 shakes salt on the popcorn.
Eat.