Hungry Family Goulash - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 lb. lean ground beef
1 large can pork and beans
1 (No. 303) can pinto beans
1 (No. 303) can Northern beans
6 hot dogs
1/2 c. minced onions
2 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
2 Tbsp. Heinz 57 sauce
1 tsp. garlic salt

Preparation

Go to IGA (Fairway).
Go to aisle Number 6. Look on the left side in the canned goods department.
Get one (1) can of Beenie Weenies.
Take them home, wherever that happens to be.
Get a can opener and open them.
Pour them into a small bowl.
Eat!
Eat! Eat!