Tested Recipe For Preserving Children(Any Amount) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 grass grown field
1/2 doz. or so, of children
several dogs (puppies in season)
1 brook
lots of pebbles

Preparation

Into the field pour children and dogs, allowing to mix well. Pour brook over pebbles until slightly frothy.
When children are nicely brown, cool in a warm tub.
When dry, serve with milk, fresh baked bread and jelly.