Monster Cookies - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 c. swamp water (milk)
2 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. fat (margarine)
2 c. grass (uncooked oats)
1/2 c. squashed bugs (crunchy peanut butter)
1/2 c. worms (coconut)
1 tsp. muddy water (vanilla)

Preparation

Mix dirt, swamp water, crushed bones and fat.
Bring to a boil and boil 1 minute.
Add grass, muddy water, squashed bugs and worms.
Stir until bugs dissolve.
Drop onto wax paper; let cool.