Preserving Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/2 doz. children
sky
flowers
sun
2 or 3 small dogs
1 large grassy field containing lots of pebbles and a brook

Preparation

Thoroughly mix together children and the dogs, stirring continually.
Pour a pinch of brook over the pebbles; sprinkle the field with flowers.
Spread over deep blue sky and bake in a hot sun.