Pie Dough - cooking recipe

Ingredients

4 c. flour
1 Tbsp. sugar
1 Tbsp. salt
1 3/4 c. shortening
1/2 c. water
1 egg
1 Tbsp. vinegar

Preparation

Preheat oven to 375\u00b0.
Turn down TV.
Remove toys from countertop.
Measure 2 cups of flour.
Get baking powder.
Remove Benjamin's hands from flour.
Put flour, baking powder and salt into sifter.
Vacuum mixture off kitchen floor (Benjamin spilled). Get an egg.
Answer telephone.
Separate egg and warm Baby Adam's bottle.
Help Mary figure out a new math problem (the old reliable way).
Grease pan; salesman at door.
Take 1/4-inch of salt from greased pan and look for Benjamin.
Put mess in wastebasket.
Put dishes in dishwasher.
Call the bakery.
Take an aspirin.