Molasses Cookies - cooking recipe

Ingredients

6 c. flour
3 c. brown sugar
1 Tbsp. nutmeg, ginger, allspice and cinnamon
1/2 Tbsp. ground cloves
1 tsp. baking soda
1 pinch salt
1 c. melted butter
3/4 c. melted shortening
1 c. molasses
3 eggs

Preparation

Light the oven.
Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients.
Grease and flour pans.
Crack nuts.
Remove 18 blocks and 7 toy cars from the kitchen table.
Measure 2 cups of flour.
Remove \"Kelly's\" hands from flour, wash flour off him/her.
Measure one more cup of flour to replace the flour on the floor.
Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter.
Get the dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl, which \"Kelly\" knocked on floor.
Get another bowl.
Answer doorbell.
Return to kitchen and remove \"Kelly's\" hands from bowl. Wash \"Kelly.\"
Get out egg.
Answer phone.
Return.
Remove cracked egg from greased pan.
Look for \"Kelly!\"
Get out another pan and grease and flour it.
Answer phone again!
Return to kitchen.
Wash shortening from \"Kelly.\"
Take up greased pan and find 1/4-inch nut shells in it.
Head for \"Kelly\" who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor!
Wash the table!
Wash the walls!
Wash the dishes!
Call the bakery!
Lie down!
Serves:
0.