Quiche - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 pie shell, well chilled
1 c. diced ham
1/2 c. chopped onion
1/2 lb. or 8 oz. cheese, grated
1 Tbsp. margarine
4 eggs
1 c. half and half
1 c. milk
1/2 tsp. salt

Preparation

Take a root of sassafras and steep in a pint of water and put in a bottle and when your husband comes in to quarrel, fill your mouth with it and hold until he goes away.