Happiness Bread - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 c. good thoughts
1 c. kind deeds
1 c. consideration for others
2 c. sacrifice
2 c. well beaten faults
3 c. forgiveness

Preparation

Preheat oven to 375\u00b0.
Turn down television.
Remove toys from countertop.
Measure 2 cups of flour.
Put flour, baking powder and salt into sifter.
Vacuum mixture from flour, which Benjamin spilled.
Get an egg.
Answer phone.
Grease pan.
Answer door. Take 1/2-inch of salt from greased pan and look for Benjamin.
Put mess in wastebasket.
Wash dishes.
Call the bakery and take an aspirin.