Love Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 c. love
1/2 c. teasing
3/4 c. squeezing
1 beautiful girl
1 handsome man
1 3/4 c. kisses

Preparation

Mix well in a dark place with dash of moonlight.
Beat it before the old man gets home.
Hold her tight and let her rest her head on your shoulder.
Look into her eyes and press her lips to yours.
Press gently but firmly.
Bake at least 1 hour, the longer the better.