Sour Cream Pancakes - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/2 c. sour cream
1/2 c. skim milk
2 large eggs, separated
3/4 c. flour
1 tsp. baking powder
salt to taste
1 Tbsp. sugar
1/2 c. butter, melted

Preparation

Must follow directions closely!
Make sure you are home alone. Get in car and start your engine.
Look around to make sure none of the neighbors see you leave.
Drive to town.
Ease into Kentucky Fried Chicken drive thru and order enough food to feed the family.
Hurry home before anyone gets there and set the table.
Now, be sure you mess your hair a little and be sure to put a little flour on your face and look tired!!
Very important, be sure to destroy all evidence of the Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.
Now you are ready to feed the family when they get there.