Saints A La Mode - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 human being
2 lb. faith
1 Tbsp. hope
1/2 c. charity
1/4 tsp. sufferings
1 lb. joy
1 c. patience
2 c. humility
dash of kindness
2 Tbsp. justice

Preparation

Even though the saints seem to be extraordinary people, they are made from average persons just like you and me.
Add the faith, hope and charity to the human being, stirring constantly. Mix in the sufferings slowly to prevent spoiling.