Recipe For A Good Class - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 1/3 c. self control
2 c. patience
1 lb. honesty
2 lb. forgiveness
4 gal. good behavior
2 gal. politeness
32 oz. kindness
24 oz. friendliness
1 qt. attentiveness
1 pt. obedience
\"no tattle\" powder

Preparation

Take 21 unique students and one patient, caring teacher and combine them in a bright, cheerful classroom.
Blend 2 1/3 cups of self control and 2 cups of patience.
Mix 1 pound of honesty and 2 pounds of forgiveness.
Pour in 4 gallons of good behavior and 2 gallons of politeness.
Stir in
32 ounces of kindness and 24 ounces of friendliness.
Carefully add one quart of attentiveness and 1 pint of obedience.
Bake at 75\u00b0 for nine weeks to get 22 good listeners (teacher included) with wonderful self esteem. Sprinkle lightly with \"No Tattle Dust\" and review recipe often. Should serve 21 Summer Grove families.